March 30, 2009

open letter...

An Open Letter to the Previous Owner of My House...

To Whomever It May Concern:

You are an idiot. Everything you ever did to these houses stretches the words "fix" or "repair" beyond anything reasonable. If you still own tools. Give them away or sell them. You don't need them. They are of no use to you.

I assume by most of your "handiwork" I have uncovered that you are on drugs. You really should check yourself into a rehab center. Not only is it a threat to you and those who love you, but you tend to create problems, immense problems for others... even after you've been long gone.

If you aren't on drugs I will give you one thing, you're creative. Whether it be structural, decorative, plumbing, or electrical it never makes sense, commonly leads to more problems, but it certainly is always unconventional and creative... although, I use that term loosely.

Lastly, I hope we do not ever meet. I believe in non-violence and from time to time call myself a pacifist. But upon meeting, I am certain to reflect on the incalculable cost and pain you have caused me, and I have no idea what I might do.

Thank you for your time.



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